2005-03-08 [-chitch-]: I declare the pub open

2005-03-08 [deegirl]: hiya

2005-03-08 [-chitch-]: What drink you wanting?

2005-03-08 [-chitch-]: Zippy! Want a drink?

2005-03-08 [Chunky Monkey]: fuckin rite i do!!

2005-03-08 [-chitch-]: Name the poison son

2005-03-08 [-chitch-]: It's like JW's in here! stick the jukebox on

2005-03-09 [jobby]: alreet, ill have a bottle of derg please

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: here yih gan ma old china

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: I need a strong drink! Anyone want to hear my tragic tale?

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: I want a job too. Sad , depressed lusty bar wench...*sigh*

2005-03-09 [jobby]: cheers son, fuckin im fuckin pissed likere nowas aam goina fuckin b kick youre heeed int yuo shite

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: talk to me. **passes ascotch on the rocks over**

2005-03-09 [Tommy Gunn]: lol, yall make boilermakers? lets hear this tale Ali

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Boilermakers? let is check......here.

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: Do you think it's wrong, for my sister to send my friends photo manipulations that make me look super fat??? Necause I told her I didn't appriciate it....*sculls her drink*, and now she's so mad, she says she's leaving Elftown...*sigh*...Another plz.

2005-03-09 [Tommy Gunn]: Just a shot a whisky in a glass of beer.She was just goofing, i know your super fit Al

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **passes another** Well mate. I think that she's being a bitch, if you dopn't mind me saying, You should format her computer if she has her own PC.

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: I wanna be, the lusty bar wench...Not a local...

2005-03-09 [Tommy Gunn]: my mouth is drying u[p here,lol. i know her, she wouldent do it to hurt you Ali. Mabye she was just bitter about that zit one....?

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: No....She started it...It came out today, she hates my skinny body.

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: So pass us a cocktail, make it two, fattening ones, lots of cream...

2005-03-09 [Tommy Gunn]: really??? geez i had no idea. I know she is jealous but i didn't know it was this bad.

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: It's not my fault...I don't know what to do...I guess I'll do nothing...She hurt my feelings today. More drinks plz...*hands a pouch of gold to the bar tender.*

2005-03-09 [jobby]: yo, can i have a bit of MC hammer on the juke?

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Hello m8 could i get a pint of steller plz?

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: The wifey. Here yih gan

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: also could i get RUN DMC: It's Tricky on the jukebox

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: thanks m8, HAPPY B-DAY Jobby m8

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: *slurrrs*..Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..............

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Anybody for a game of Pool? lol

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: hiya altopia

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: I'll play!*big drunken grin*

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **pulls a right bottle of Derg oot the fridge.** Right! Round on the hoose!

2005-03-09 [Big S]: s'up peeps da big bouncer in in the house !!!

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: how much you want to play fot altopia?

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: Ummm.....Ok, I lose, I take off my shirt...You lose, you take off your pants.

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i am here to ask about a job! i can pole dance!

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: or just colect glasses or sumfin!

2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: ok that sounds cool ill brb then play

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: chitch can i av a job?

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: ok.....*chalks her cue*

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Yeah sam. you can. Awww the bouncer says yid have to get past him. and we all know how to do that. ; D

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wich bouncer?! lol so ther is to strippers

2005-03-09 [Big S]: i need a stiff drink chitch

2005-03-09 [jobby]: chitch mate, whats the pay like? i have updayed www.alnwicknorth.co.uk aswell

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: ee kna what bouncer. **pulls oot a right Vodka and Red bull for Big S** Like that?

2005-03-09 [jobby]: good idea this pub like, suprised it hasnt been done already

2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: Hey there [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.].

2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: hey sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wich 1? can u get me a drink plz! after shock!!!

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Vodka and Red bull good enough??

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey shelley, hey altopia

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yuk no! red after shock!

2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: so wots th crak then sam???? r charvs allowed in here lol

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: duno dont ask me im only the stripper

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: What drink you wanting??

2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: red after shock plz

2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Aslong as charv's aren't taking the piss all the time. **gives aftershock to sam**